As I am pampered with DVD service that delivers a flick daily to my house or whenever needed, I see about 20 movies a month. Due to that, I have seen many English comedy flicks and I want my readers to see them atleast once. (I guarantee that you won’t regret wasting your time on these).

Note : I may not be a good critic or a reviewer but according to me, these are the Top 10 ever produced. In case you think I have missed some flick, do comment about it. If I watch and like it, I will place the movie here with credits to the commenter for suggesting a good one

1o-> Home Alone Series (1,2,3,4)

The classic adventure started in the 1st part when the parents of a young teen left him at the house and the story follows till the 4th sequel where it is shown that his parents split up and then when at his father’s place, he averts a robbery (which is also done in the other parts ). Amazing acting by Kevin McAllister, it is surely worth a watch. If you do have small ones at home, you are sure to get a headache due to their constant non-stop laughing.

9-> Bruce Almighty

Bruce Nolan, a TV reporter is not happy about anything in his life, whether it be his popularity, his job or be his girlfriend. As he constantly complains to god, God responds and gives him the divine powers and challenges him to control the world. Amazing acting, storyline and a muswatch by the whole family.

8-> Airplane

There are hardly any movies that are as good as this one. What gives this replay value is the fact that is has so many funny lines, comments, and situations. It’s hard to catch them the first time, but with every replay you notice something new or old jokes seem funny in a different way. Of course Leslie Nielsen is plain hilarious, just like his appearances in The Naked Gun series. His jokes are very subtle and sometimes they make you think about the comment before you really understand the joke. To much play on words, and double meanings, but it’s all in good humor.

7-> Meet The Parents

One of my personal favorites in this list. One of the funniest comedies of all times, jokes are included everywhere, right from the Ben Stiller’s name, Gaylord Focker The jokes here are simply the best, the dialogues are great. If you don’t watch this film, you are definitely missing something great. Contains a lot of adult jokes which are hell lotta funny. Wonderful to see Robert De Niro in a comedy roll after a series of straight thriller types. This film is packed with slick gags, hilarious scenes and it has a really fun story; it’s a comedy film that you don’t want to miss.

6-> Meet The Fockers

Should have really been rated above ‘Parents’ because it isn’t better than it. But since it is a sequel, I want you’ll to see ‘Meet The Parents’ before ‘Fockers’. In the continuation from the earlier part, it is shown that Robert De Niro finally accepts the marriage but wants to meet the parents of Gaylord Focker. The caper continues when it is shown that Focker’s mother is a sex therapist while his father is unemployed. When the 2 parents meet each other, they come to know that each lives in purely different worlds with different mindsets. Full of adult jokes, it is another must watch on the list. (Watch out for Ben’s and Robert’s mind blowing acting).

5-> Tommy Boy

Tommy Boy will make your stomach ache. Not because of bad popcorns but due to uncontrollable laughter. This movie is a bit on the serious side too. I regard this as Late Chris Farley best performance ever. The pairing of Chris Farley and David Spade truly rocks. Tommy is shown as a dumb-witted guy who just graduates from his university. Coming home, he gets a job in his fathers Callahan Motors, the job in which he has no knowledge. When Big Tommy dies, it is all upto save the company from getting sold. Check it out guys

4-> American Pie Series (1,2,3,4,5,6)

No words can be described for this. Simply the best series of adult comedies ever produced. When I was seeing the movie, I laughed so hard that I spit out the cold drink I was having  This has classic written all over it, I think it’s safe to say that anyone that was involved with this movie has a great career now because of it. American pie has an absolute all star cast led by the great Jason Biggs. Anyone who enjoys comedy, teen comedy must see this movie! honestly you need to watch more movies if you haven’t seen this one!

3-> The Hangover

Bachelor’s party can’t get any better than this. 4 men go to Las Vegas to celebrate the so-to-happen marriage of one of them. During the late night drinking binge, one of them ends up marrying, stealing a Tiger from Mike Tyson’s palace and what not. Great one to watch with your friends.

2-> Black Sheep

Though the name contains ‘Black’, it is an EVEGREEN CLASSIC. You watch it million times, you will laugh a million times, that too for the same great jokes. Brings the pair of Chris Farley and David Spade back together. Having seen about 50+ times, I am not yet bored of this. Many of the scenes are of the Oscar material. Just watch and enjoy it.

1-> Borat – Cultural Learning Of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhastan

Seen it about 12-15 times. In fact, the DVD guy called me twice to ask why it was not returned. Just a fantastic comedy. The dialouges – awesome. The characters – awesome. The film – Awesome!!! The Kazakh national anthem made by Borat is the best part of the movie.  Should have won the comedy of the century, here are some of the great dialogues of the movie (In pure kazakh accent which is great) :

Borat: He is my neighbor Nursultan Tuliagby. He is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock radio, he cannot afford. Great success!

End Credits Men’s Choir: Kazakhstan greatest country in the world, All other countries are run by little girls. Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium, all other countries have inferior potassium. Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool, it’s length thirty meter and width six meter. Filtration system a marvel to behold. It remove 83 percent of human solid waste. Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place, From Plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown. Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan, They very nosey people with bone in their brain. Kazakhstan industry best in the world, we invented toffee and trouser belt. Kazakhstan’s prostitutes cleanest in the region, except of course Turkmenistan’s. Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place, From Plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown. Come grasp the might penis of our leader from junction with the testes to tip of its face!

With this, I finish my ‘Top 10 Comedy Movies’. Will keep you updated soon on my Top 10 Action Flicks and All Time Top 10’s. Do comment

Note : You may critisize me for my movie taste because most of them are my favourites because of the dialogues or the slapstick humour. If you like it, just do comment. But do watch all of them if you haven’t watched.

1o-> Home Alone Series The classic adventure started in the 1st part when the parents of a young teen left him at the house and the story follows till the 4th sequel where it is shown that his parents split up and then when at his father’s place, he averts a robbery (which is also done in the other parts ). Amazing acting by Kevin McAllister, it is surely worth a watch. If you do have small ones at home, you are sure to get a headache due to their constant non-stop laughing.

7-> Meet The Parents : One of my personal favorites in this list. One of the funniest comedies of all times, jokes are included everywhere, right from the Ben Stiller’s name, Gaylord Focker The jokes here are simply the best, the dialogues are great. If you don’t watch this film, you are definitely missing something great. Contains a lot of adult jokes which are hell lotta funny. Wonderful to see Robert De Niro in a comedy roll after a series of straight thriller types. This film is packed with slick gags, hilarious scenes and it has a really fun story; it’s a comedy film that you don’t want to miss.

5-> Tommy Boy : Tommy Boy will make your stomach ache. Not because of bad popcorns but due to uncontrollable laughter. I regard this as Late Chris Farley best performance ever. The pairing of Chris Farley and David Spade truly rocks. Tommy is shown as a dumb-witted guy who just graduates from his university. Coming home, he gets a job in his fathers Callahan Motors, the job in which he has no knowledge. When Big Tommy dies, it is all upto save the company from getting sold. Check it out guys

4-> American Pie Series : No words can be described for this. Simply the best series of adult comedies ever produced. When I was seeing the movie, I laughed so hard that I spit out the cold drink I was having  This has classic written all over it, I think it’s safe to say that anyone that was involved with this movie has a great career now because of it. American pie has an absolute all star cast led by the great Jason Biggs. Anyone who enjoys comedy, teen comedy must see this movie! honestly you need to watch more movies if you haven’t seen this one!

With this, I finish my ‘Top 10 Comedy Movies’. Will keep you updated soon on my Top 10 Action Flicks and All Time Top 10’s. Do comment

Wordpress is used by people from different levels and sectors. Personally, I think it the best way to create a site. Just upload the files, create a database and you are ready to roll, er, I mean blog The following list of plugins is the best according to my usage. If anyone has any issues with them, ask me and I would love to help you’ll out. The top 10 plugins are in RANDOM ORDER.

1. Akismet

Akismet is a plugin that included by default in the Wordpress blog files you download. It automatically scans every comment that is generated and categorises it into spam if it feels so. I am using it since 1 year and 99.9% of the comments that it automatically distinguished as spam were really spam. Thanks to Wordpress for such an amazing plugin.

2. SexyBookmarks

SexyBookmarks is a plugin that places itself on the page of your posts. Suppose the reader of your blog likes your post, SexyBookmarks allows him to spread it on Social Networking sites like Twitter, Digg, Technorati, Delicious among many others. Also, it has a clean and sophisticated look. It ads a cute looking signature type text on the top saying ‘Sharing is Caring’ or ‘Sharing is Sexy’.

3. Google Analyticator

Google Analyticator is a small widget that allows the site owner/admin add the necessary Analytics javascript code to enable Google Analytics. Google Analytics is definitely better than all other free stat counters just because they give you amazing facts about the visitors that visited your site that will help you build your site.

4. Google XML Sitemaps

This plugin generates a sitemap so that a search engine will find the links of your posts easily and add it to their search engine. This is recommended because generally websites get their traffic from search engines.

5. Limit Posts

This is a sort of trick to make more page views on your site. If you put the whole post on the front page, then the visitor reads it an then leaves your site. But if you just give a summary of your posts, it makes the reader more curious to read which ultimately gives you more traffic. I am using it on the home page so as to give it a neater and professional look.

6. Add To Any : Subscribe Button

The following plugin gives the users to subscribe to your blog in many ways like getting updated through Google, mail, Windows live, feeds and the list continues. A must download plugin for every site that needs frequent visitors.

7. Similar Posts

In simple words, this plugin shows a list of posts that match the post the user is currently seeing. In complex, it scans the common words from all the posts, the tags, their categories, and shows the related posts.

8. Wordpress Database Backup (Wordpress DB Backup)

Backing up your site is as important as backing up your PC. You never know when you may do some wrong setting that may end up blowing your site up. This is the best plugin if you hate taking up backups manually through PHP MyAdmin in your cPanel. Just set up this plugin once and you will never find the need of manually backing up again. It will send you a mail or download to your desktop according to your preferences.

9. Ultimate Tag Warrior

Tags are one of the most important things of your post. It helps you in SEO and it may be the deciding factor on getting traffic. This plugin is one of the best tools for getting automatic genuine traffic.

10. WP Cumulus

One of the best plugins available on Wordpress is WP Cumulus. This plugin is a flash based one which rotates the tags used in your posts in a cloud format. Easy to use and looks amazing. One of the top recommended plugins.

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Google has products in almost every range, from operating systems (for mobiles and PC version is soon to come) to to search engines where the hold the monopoly. But the messenger from the Google’s own stable has not really kept up to Google’s reputation of good products. The desktop version doesn’t support smileys, has a slow speed for sending files and the list continues. But for those who use the Google Talk generally, here is a list of Google’s bots that can boost up the quality of this software.

What are Google Bots? :

Google bots in simple English are like virtual friends who are online continuously and will always reply to your queries with a smile.

Bots :

1. imfeeds@gmail.com : Adding this imfeeds will give you the power to read any blog/website that sends content via RSS Feeds.

2. imified@imified.com : Turning GTalk into a powerhouse was never simpler. Features include posting on Delicious, Twitter, submit blog entries to Wordpress, manage events, run Whois, shorten long URL’s and so on.

3. friendfeed@bot.im : This bot allows you to post to post to FriendFeed directly from GTalk. Text and HTML allowed.

4. inezhabot@gmail.com : Inezha helps you to read feeds inside Google Talk but is a little orthodox. Like, you can type itechyou.com and it will show a list of all feeds of the website.

5. Translation : This is a free translaion service that translates any foreign language (not those rare African tribal ones) into any of your choice. Works the same as it’s online version. Eg. (e.g. hi2en@bot.talk.google.com for Hindi to English or en2hi@bot.talk.google.com for English to Hindi)

6. Twitter : Invite the famous micro-blogger Twitter to your Gtalk by adding it’s bot twitter@twitter.com. Now whenever you IM this friend, he will automatically post it on Twitter.

7. Set Task Reminders : If you need to remember something really important, just add timer to your Twitter’s friend list and then add xpenserbot@gmail.com. Now if you want a reminder after 30 minutes to buy chicken, just enter “d timer 30 buy fresh chicken from mart”

8. Xpenser : With Xpenser, you can record your expenses on the go. Suppose you donated $30 to Techaddicts.in, send a message like Donate $30 to Techaddicts and that will be put on your online spreadsheet which you can access later. Add him at xpenserbot@gmail.com

9. Ping.fm : This is a must download for all those blogging and micro-blogging freaks here. With this, you can communicate with Twitter, Wordpress, facebook, Orkut, myspace, linkedin, delicious and many more. Add this at pingdotfm@gmail.com

10. Meshly : Adding meshly@gmail.com allows you to post anything directly to your Meshly account!

Here, my top 10 list for Google Bots comes to an end. Hope you have subscribed to the blog to recieve updates about the new and amazing yet-to-come topics!